So i spilled an entire frappe onto my lap and my dad saw it, so he just walked over and said “I’ll help” then proceeded to spill half of his VERY hot coffee onto my lap and just walk away.
I was so shocked i just sat there for about a minute, with my lap and crotch practically sizzling away.
I don’t enjoy it when he’s sassy.
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar